OK, I originally had a couple more douches I wanted to get to but our old friend Douche #1 is already back (with an even douchier look!) and he somehow managed to bring a new level of douchey-ness to the table.
This guy squeezes more douchery douchebaggery into one single frame of video than anyone I’ve ever seen. You almost don’t even need to see the whole commercial. This one frame should be (more than) enough for anyone. But if you have a douche-wish like me (kind of like a death wish, only with less car chases) it’s the same deal as before:
Click here to go to the Vongo website and then click on… well it should be pretty obvious where you click.
I’d like to introduce you all to someone:
Say hello to Douche #1 in our new feature that’s fun for the whole family,
“File Under: DOUCHE”
If you’ve never seen him before, the photo alone probably isn’t enough to convince you, although that popped collar should be somewhat of a tip off.
To get yourself up to speed, click here to go to the Vongo website, and then click where it says “Check out Vongo’s latest TV spot”.
Watch it a couple times if you have to. Let the douche wash over you.
What’s So Douchey?
This guy just oozes pure douche. His overall douchey attitude definitely scores big points and being “always on the go” is classic douche. But what put him over the top were all the super-distracting (to me at least) hand gestures that he no doubt learned from “The Seven Secrets of the Highly Successful Douche”, the go-to guide for all things douchey.
So far, I’ve only seen this guy in one commercial. There are other, more prolific douches that we’ll be featuring in future episodes. But my hand was forced by the sheer number of times I’ve been subjected to this full-on douche assault. He had to go down first.
