New Feature! File Under: DOUCHE
I’d like to introduce you all to someone:
Say hello to Douche #1 in our new feature that’s fun for the whole family,
“File Under: DOUCHE”
If you’ve never seen him before, the photo alone probably isn’t enough to convince you, although that popped collar should be somewhat of a tip off.
Watch it a couple times if you have to. Let the douche wash over you.
What’s So Douchey?
This guy just oozes pure douche. His overall douchey attitude definitely scores big points and being “always on the go” is classic douche. But what put him over the top were all the super-distracting (to me at least) hand gestures that he no doubt learned from “The Seven Secrets of the Highly Successful Douche”, the go-to guide for all things douchey.
So far, I’ve only seen this guy in one commercial. There are other, more prolific douches that we’ll be featuring in future episodes. But my hand was forced by the sheer number of times I’ve been subjected to this full-on douche assault. He had to go down first.
Does Barnes and Noble carry “The Seven Secrets of the Highly Successful Douche?”
I don’t think Barnes and Noble has it, but there’s still a listing for the original French edition on Amazon.com
Douche ecossaise
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