Objectum-sexuals
Read the following (out-of-context) quote and try to imagine what the full article might be about. I guarantee it’s even weirder than you think.
Psychology student Bill Rifka — who is 35 and in a relationship with an iBook — admits he has “often flirted with many a sweet laptop on eBay and felt true desire.” Like all objectum-sexuals, Rifka also attributes a clear gender to his partner: “To me, my Mac is male. I’m living in a homosexual relationship, so to speak.”

