May 4 2007
The ABCs of Modest Mouse
The name “Modest Mouse” got me thinking…
Average Alligator.
Bashful Badger.
Coy Cougar.
Demure Dingo.
Ecomonical Emu.
Fair Ferret.
Good Groundhog.
Humble Hedgehog.
Inexpensive Iguana.
Just Jellyfish.
Kindly Kangaroo.
Lowly Lemur.
Meek Meerkat.
Nonchalant Newt.
Ordinary Octopus.
Prudent Porcupine.
Quiet Quail.
Reserved Raccoon.
Simple Squirrel.
Timid Tiger.
Unassuming Unicorn
Vanilla Vulture
Within-reason Whale.
Xylophone Xylophone.
Yielding Yak.
Zero Zebra.
I totally smell a children’s book.
Who wants to buy the rights to all these characters that I just invented, and now own the rights to, in perpetuity throughout the known universe and throughout such other universes or dimensions that may become known at some later date?
i quite like thw ‘within reason whale’ how much do you want….:-)
I’m not sure if I want to sell individual names. I was thinking more of a package deal. Say, $1.5 million for the bunch? The book almost writes itself. You’ll make that back in first week sales alone.
Haha, I quite like all of them. I’m far from $1.5 million. But eh…I’d rather not. Childrens books aren’t really my forte.
Maybe my next solo cd will be like this.
Nah…hehehe.